Temple of the Perpetual Adoration of the Golden Apple

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The Temple of the Perpetual Adoration of the Golden Apple is a Discordian temple located primarily in Minecraft. It is led by the Episkopos Rev. NAME WITHHELD and was founded in 3185 YOLD. Its current premises are a village north of Nariko, which compose the current temple grounds. All are welcome to live there, but conversion to Discordianism is a requirement upon residence. The Temple was founded as a meditative place for travelers, and will eventually contain a gilded shrine containing an enchanted olden apple as soon as the Reverend gets her hands on one.


The main attraction of the Temple is the Shrine to the Perpetual Glory of the Golden Apple of Eris, which is still under construction because nobody has found a golden apple yet. If you get your hands on one, won't you consider giving alms to this poor religious community?