Temple of the Perpetual Adoration of the Golden Apple

The Temple of the Perpetual Adoration of the Golden Apple is a Discordian temple located primarily in Minecraft. It is led by the Episkopos Rev. NAME WITHHELD and was founded in 3185 YOLD. Its current premises are a village north of Nariko, which compose the current temple grounds. All are welcome to live there, but conversion to Discordianism is a requirement upon residence. The Temple was founded as a meditative place for travelers, and a community where Eggcraft inhabitants can settle down in a community of unalike-minded individuals.

The main attraction of the Temple is the Shrine to the Perpetual Glory of the Golden Apple of Eris, which contains a true artifact of the Golden Apple of Eris for mendicants to ponder upon. Meditate upon the nature of Chaos within this sacred hall and leave a reasonably-sized donation if you felt particularly moved, won't you? Enjoy the Miss Cleo Memorial Cave System and Public Park, or share in our plentiful supplies of sugar cane, black wool, and oak wood. Peruse our library of Discordian literature, each one perfectly Minecraft sized. Or, if you're inclined for destruction, sacrifice your unneeded garbage in the Sacrificial Pit.

In the sacred Crymeeer badlands, the Temple hosts the Our Mother of Madness Convent and Bingo Hall, a private retreat for more focused prayer in a sacred environment. Badlands, being rich in holy gold, are naturally holy lands in themselves. See the holy Amethyst of Embarkment, the first surface amethyst the Episkopos stumbled upon while discovering the Crymeeer and has been declared Rather Interesting. Visit the nearby Draksorarc region and see the blessed Skull of Draksorarc itself. And why not make a pilgrimage to the Shrine of the Discovery, and contribute to the de-sculkification efforts of the Knights of Discordia?

List of Saints

• St. MISS CLEO Patron Saint of charlatans, tarot readers, and television commercials. We venerate Cleo, not Youree Harris, though we highly respect her devotion to the craft. Call Her Now. Feast day July 26th
• St. DOCTOR WORM Saint of the lonely, drummers, introverts, and all manner of social anxieties. He's not a real doctor, but he is a real worm, and he likes to play the drums. Rabbi Vole has not been canonized in the Discordian system, because this would contradict with his own Jewish faith, which we respect. Feast day June 22nd
• St. RAY SMUCKLES Saint of recovering alcoholics. Feast day January 10th.
• St. LAIKA Saint of pointless sacrifices, space travel, and dogs everywhere. Feast day Nov 3rd.
• St. KING KONG He Died For Our Sins.
• WITH RESPECTS TO
• SATAN The First Free Thinker
• HUNG MUNG Formless Chaos, dancing merrily.
• VAN VAN MOJO The Magician, Presto Changeo
• St. GULIK An older time called him Mercury, Thoth, Hermes Trismigestus. He is the Messenger of the Goddess and her closest, oldest friend. He is a Roach.
• ZARATHUD Rules were meant to be broken.
• MALACLYPSE THE ELDER Think for yourself, schmuck.