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The '''Temple of the Perpetual Adoration of the Golden Apple''' is a Discordian temple located primarily in Minecraft. It is led by the Episkopos [[Rev. NAME WITHHELD]] and was founded in 3185 YOLD. Its current premises are a village north of [[Nariko]], which compose the current temple grounds. All are welcome to live there, but conversion to Discordianism is a requirement upon residence. The Temple was founded as a meditative place for travelers, and a community where Eggcraft inhabitants can settle down in a community of unalike-minded individuals. | The '''Temple of the Perpetual Adoration of the Golden Apple''' is a Discordian temple located primarily in Minecraft. It is led by the Episkopos [[Rev. NAME WITHHELD]] and was founded in 3185 YOLD. Its current premises are a village north of [[Nariko]], which compose the current temple grounds. All are welcome to live there, but conversion to Discordianism is a requirement upon residence. The Temple was founded as a meditative place for travelers, and a community where Eggcraft inhabitants can settle down in a community of unalike-minded individuals. | ||
The main attraction of the Temple is the '''Shrine to the Perpetual Glory of the Golden Apple of Eris''', which contains an effigy of the Golden Apple of Eris for mendicants to ponder upon. The Temple is still searching for a true Enchanted Golden Apple to use as the centerpiece of the shrine - if you find one, won't you please donate it to this poor religious community? | |||
In the sacred Crymeeer badlands, the Temple hosts the '''Our Mother of Madness Convent and Bingo Hall,''' a private retreat for more focused prayer in a sacred environment. Badlands, being rich in holy gold, are naturally holy lands in themselves. See the holy Amethyst of Embarkment, the first surface amethyst the Episkopos stumbled upon while discovering the Crymeeer and has been declared Rather Interesting. | |||
== List of Saints == | == List of Saints == | ||
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*'''ZARATHUD''' Rules were meant to be broken. | *'''ZARATHUD''' Rules were meant to be broken. | ||
*'''MALACLYPSE THE ELDER''' Think for yourself, schmuck. | *'''MALACLYPSE THE ELDER''' Think for yourself, schmuck. | ||
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Revision as of 07:00, 5 August 2025
The Temple of the Perpetual Adoration of the Golden Apple is a Discordian temple located primarily in Minecraft. It is led by the Episkopos Rev. NAME WITHHELD and was founded in 3185 YOLD. Its current premises are a village north of Nariko, which compose the current temple grounds. All are welcome to live there, but conversion to Discordianism is a requirement upon residence. The Temple was founded as a meditative place for travelers, and a community where Eggcraft inhabitants can settle down in a community of unalike-minded individuals.
The main attraction of the Temple is the Shrine to the Perpetual Glory of the Golden Apple of Eris, which contains an effigy of the Golden Apple of Eris for mendicants to ponder upon. The Temple is still searching for a true Enchanted Golden Apple to use as the centerpiece of the shrine - if you find one, won't you please donate it to this poor religious community?
In the sacred Crymeeer badlands, the Temple hosts the Our Mother of Madness Convent and Bingo Hall, a private retreat for more focused prayer in a sacred environment. Badlands, being rich in holy gold, are naturally holy lands in themselves. See the holy Amethyst of Embarkment, the first surface amethyst the Episkopos stumbled upon while discovering the Crymeeer and has been declared Rather Interesting.
List of Saints
- St. MISS CLEO Patron Saint of charlatans, tarot readers, and television commercials. We venerate Cleo, not Youree Harris, though we highly respect her devotion to the craft. Call Her Now. Feast day July 26th
- St. DOCTOR WORM Saint of the lonely, drummers, introverts, and all manner of social anxieties. He's not a real doctor, but he is a real worm, and he likes to play the drums. Rabbi Vole has not been canonized in the Discordian system, because this would contradict with his own Jewish faith, which we respect. Feast day June 22nd
- St. RAY SMUCKLES Saint of recovering alcoholics. Feast day January 10th.
- St. LAIKA Saint of pointless sacrifices, space travel, and dogs everywhere. Feast day Nov 3rd.
- St. KING KONG He Died For Our Sins.
- WITH RESPECTS TO
- SATAN The First Free Thinker
- HUNG MUNG Formless Chaos, dancing merrily.
- VAN VAN MOJO The Magician, Presto Changeo
- St. GULIK An older time called him Mercury, Thoth, Hermes Trismigestus. He is the Messenger of the Goddess and her closest, oldest friend. He is a Roach.
- ZARATHUD Rules were meant to be broken.
- MALACLYPSE THE ELDER Think for yourself, schmuck.
