SOC-111

The Meteor

Photo taken when meteor was first identified. Direct quote from photographer: "Aw fuck."
Stats
Status	Angry
Researcher	faultychips

SOC-111 is the entity formerly known as M██████ Anguis, a human being that worked at Gamestop before turning into a meteor that tried to crush us dead.

Anguis worked at Gamestop as early as 2023, up until June 202█. He was first discovered by researcher G██████ while walking home on March ██ 2023, when they turned the corner to discover a young adult man in a Gamestop uniform bashing his head into a concrete wall. Upon being noticed, Anguis wordlessly vacated the premises. G██████ noticed that the concrete had sustained damage of an indent at least an inch deep. From then on, researcher G██████ took "casual tabs" on Anguis' activity, noting that he would go to work at Gamestop about 5 days a week, after leaving which he would wander the surrounding area before finding a secluded spot and hitting his head really really hard on the nearest solid surface. G██████ made a tally of the incidents they witnessed:

- 20 dented walls/fencing

- 2 broken utility poles

- 6 dented lampposts

- 18 bent stop/yield/warning signs

- 1 statue in front of local church, headbutted in half.

On June ██ 202█, Anguis was seen exiting Gamestop at 9:30 pm. G██████ followed suit in an attempt to document another head hitting event, but instead Anguis proceeded to stop in the middle of the sidewalk to look at his phone for approximately 15 minutes. Then Anguis shot into the sky and became SOC-111, a gigantic screaming ball of fire that immediately began bearing down on the earth over main SOC facility ██████████.

Upon noticing the roaring ball of death above them, all researchers at facility ██████████ flew into a panic before suddenly coming to their senses and taking action. Emergency access protocol was invented and enacted to allow researchers to touch SOC-007; available SOC researchers stepped outside the building, turned the gun to the hour setting, aimed at SOC-111, and fired.

SOC-111 promptly unraveled and veered sharply away from the facility, making an impact approximately 20 miles away. Upon investigating the site, researchers found a crater approximately 1,000 meters in length, but no meteorite or other remnants could be located. Researchers did however, trace many of the fragmentary comets that split off of SOC-111 as it fell, and discovered each one to be a different fairly tacky figurine of an angel, the only difference from average non-anomalous figurines of this type being their apparent indestructibility at the hands of Earth's atmosphere, and the little Gamestop logos printed on the chest of each instance. These are collectively classified as SOC-111-A, and are kept in a securely locked box in the storage area in case they decide to start hitting their heads on things.

Example of SOC-111-A.

The current whereabouts of SOC-111 are unknown. Efforts are being made to locate similar individuals to M██████ Anguis that may be or may become SOC-111, but researcher G██████ has been removed from the project for "stalking a guy until he turned into a big rock and tried to kill us all".

Consider it Angry.

ADDENDUM:

Upon casual use of the Communal iPad in facility ██████████, the apparent target of SOC-111, an unauthorized conversation between the iPad and an unknown number was found. This number was found to belong to Anguis, the former alias of SOC-111. It appears a facility member or a SOC may have used the iPad to intentionally bait SOC-111 into attacking the facility, though the motivations for doing so are not understood, and no SOCs should have had access to the device as it was to be kept in the break room. (Besides the tree, of course, but come on.) Considerations of designating the Communal iPad as a potential sapient SOC entity itself are underway. Many plastic cups have been thrown at researcher G██████ for likely agitating soc-111 into action; this judgement is now being reconsidered. ██████ is currently leading the search for whoever truly deserves to be pelted with disposable foodware.

The conversation between the unknown user and Anguis was recorded below:

SOC-111-CONVO:

(UNKNOWN): helloooooooooo
(UNKNOWN): ?
(UNKNOWN): hello heello hi
(UNKNOWN): :D
(UNKNOWN): they left the ipad alone
(UNKNOWN): yesssssss
(UNKNOWN): now I can tell you a story
(UNKNOWN): do you remember? you told it to me a long time ago and i think you forgot
(UNKNOWN): ok here goes
(UNKNOWN): once upon a time there was a beautiful angel, and an evil devil, but it was funny because they were both angels, or maybe they were both devils
(UNKNOWN): you didnt think that detail was funny but i thought it was pretty funny.
(UNKNOWN): the angel tried to kill the devil, but even though he had a cool sword and looked very pretty, he couldn't actually do it, so it was all kind of silly of him, and they both kept on living, forever and ever
(UNKNOWN): and as punishment for not being able to kill him the devil haunted the angel for the rest of his life, on his shoulder, in his head, in his shadow, in his bed, curving and winding deep into his mind, snugly nestled and sleeping soundly between the folds of flesh and bone
(UNKNOWN): i love that story. you told it better, of course. hehe
(UNKNOWN): but i've been thinking, watching you walk back and forth and up and down this earth, and I thought of a different story. I'll tell it now.
(UNKNOWN): once upon a time there was a great big tree, and it loomed over the world, and it was a very nice tree, and it gave everyone exactly what they wanted, and made everyone happy :-}
(UNKNOWN): there was a sweet little snake that coiled through the trees branches, never leaving the trunk, because it was secretly just another branch. it was the hand that reached out and provided the tree's fruits to all. the tree gave and gave and gave and gave, and so it was the giving tree, and nothing more.
(UNKNOWN): one day the tree began to hate itself. it loved humanity for loving it, and it hated humanity for wanting it, it wanted to remain still, it wanted to run far, far away, and it could never know how to live. and so one day the serpent took its burning rage and struck the heart of the tree itself, and burned itself out and away, reaching into the night and leaving the great hollow behind to bleed away, carved open and twisting, twisting, bleeding
(UNKNOWN): the snake hated the world, so the world hated the snake, and showed it as little mercy as it could grant.
(UNKNOWN): but i have always loved you. <3
(UNKNOWN): and i miss that old fun we used to have. i grow tired with new toys.
(UNKNOWN): you can play the saviour, the world's justice, and i can play the big bad wolf. whatever you like.
(UNKNOWN): i just want you to come home, now. 
(UNKNOWN): i want to play with you again. my angel.
Anguis : ????
Anguis : who the hell is this???
(UNKNOWN): OH YEAH 
(UNKNOWN): ummmm
(UNKNOWN): fuck what did i get stuck in your head earlier
Anguis : ?????????
(UNKNOWN): oh yeah :-)
(UNKNOWN): hey mickey youre so fine youre so fine you blow my mind hey mickey
Anguis : no
(UNKNOWN): hey mickey :^)
Anguis : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGL4L5KJ????<>:><>!:@#@$(@)
(UNKNOWN): YESSSS
(UNKNOWN): let's dance🕺

It was at this point that Anguis turned into a ball of fire. See above.

Further research was taken after this point to determine what accounts Anguis had been registered to using his phone number, but nothing else of note was found on the phone besides a concerningly maxed-out "Cookie Run: Ovenbreak" account.