User:Palabomeno

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Paula enjoys gaming, music, Combat, and weekly ritual. She has scars from the times that she has engaged in Combat with rats and lost. Her hobbies include trapping rats in boxes and watching them try to escape, looking at horses, and touching pieces of cardboard. Paula is not single, nor is she ready to mingle.

Paula is the chief writer and Keeper of the Keys for the website, protecting it from those who would curse or jinx it unfairly. She is the owner of the website and the one who must suffer the Dreamhost newsletter. Her favorite color is translucent.

Tragic Backstory: Paula once saved her cousin's life as a child by pulling him out of the way of a falling glass candlestick. He was very young and kept smacking the living room's television with his hand, and Paula detected that the candlestick sitting on top of the TV was shifting forward with every hit. She grabbed him and dragged him away right as the candlestick fell, shattering on the floor. She was rewarded with a large bag of candies.