User:Brilokuloj

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Struggling artist and lazy slacker who will eat pizza-flavored anything, the Warden is one of those people best described as 'an eccentric'.

Warden is the lead developer for Eggware.XYZ Games and manages most of the tedious parts of the website, like crying over CSS and running around in a circle; he is usually seen doing absolutely nothing and wondering why nothing is getting done.

Tragic Backstory: Every day and night since the Warden was young, he made wishes to the Sun God to turn into a giant dog that could shoot fire from his eyes. When that dream didn't come true and the limitations of not being able to toast Pop-Tarts® with his gaze became too aggravating, he became a supervillain and vowed to cover the world in liquid latex.