Eggware.XYZ is a web original art site aimed at an adult audience.
Our mascot is Eggle, a dinosaur that's still figuring out their identity as much as we are.
Eggware.XYZ was formed in 2014 by @brilokuloj and @palabomeno as a site to store all the junk they had laying around that they couldn't host anywhere else. Since then, it has evolved into a multimedia hub that now publishes books, games, music, and more.
Our goal is to produce whatever we feel like producing. We are committed to authenticity in our art; we're only ever going to make what we want to be making, regardless of how good it is or how successful it gets. We'll always be working on something new.
Occasionally we get guest artists! They are always credited on project pages, but recurring artists may get a spot on this page.
- Eggware.XYZ Blog
- Patreon - Support us
- YouTube - Videos
- itch.io - Games and books
- Bandcamp - Music
Struggling artist and lazy slacker who will eat pizza-flavored anything, the Warden is one of those people best described as 'an eccentric'.
Warden is the lead developer for all of the games and manages most of the tedious parts of the website, like crying over CSS and running around in a circle. He is usually seen doing absolutely nothing and wondering why nothing is getting done.
Every day and night since the Warden was young, he made wishes to the Sun God to turn into a giant dog that could shoot fire from his eyes. When that dream didn't come true and the limitations of not being able to toast Pop-Tarts® with his gaze became too aggravating, he became a supervillain and vowed to cover the world in liquid latex.
Paula was last seen performing a ceremony to ressurect the dead on planet Jupiter. However, something went terribly wrong.
Paula enjoys gaming, music, Combat, and weekly ritual. She has scars from the times that she has engaged in Combat with rats and lost. Her hobbies include trapping rats in boxes and watching them try to escape, looking at horses, and touching pieces of cardboard. Paula is not single, nor is she ready to mingle.
Paula is the chief writer and Keeper of the Keys for the website, protecting it from those who would curse or jinx it unfairly. She is the owner of the website and the one who must suffer the Dreamhost newsletter. Her favorite color is translucent.
Paula once saved her cousin's life as a child by pulling him out of the way of a falling glass candlestick. He was very young and kept smacking the living room's television with his hand, and Paula detected that the candlestick sitting on top of the TV was shifting forward with every hit. She grabbed him and dragged him away right as the candlestick fell, shattering on the floor. She was rewarded with a large bag of candies.
These people haven't written their own profiles yet, but still deserve recognition! More may be added as our brand grows!
- @dentlakto (album artist and moral support)
- Our patrons (financial support)